Saturday, December 10, 2016

Precision: The Proper Stopper

Hey Guys! It's been quite a while.

I have something to ask you.  Come here... closer... closer...

Do you secretly wonder what the HELL "proper technique" is even though you've been singing for a freaking long time?

You're not alone.  I have a BFA in Musical Theatre and people trust me (for some reason) to teach THEM how to sing... and I'm not ashamed to say that even I sometimes question whether I use "proper technique..." because honestly... what's "proper" for you might not be "proper" for me or for the song I'm singing.

This video resurfaced on my newsfeed recently.  You don't have to watch the whole thing to get the point.

 

Look at how these people clearly know exactly what is supposed to happen in every single second of this performance.  Nothing is improvised because someone could literally die.

But what if we had this much control over our vocal performance, too? Why not?

Picture it.


You're sitting with your friend who is inevitably bitching about some casting choice that you don't necessarily agree with. "Ugh! She doesn't even have proper technique! She probably has nodes," she says.  You do the slow laugh with that deer in the headlights kind of look. She excuses herself to go to the restroom and that's when you immediately scramble for your phone.  "What... is... proper... technique...," you type as your hands shake and you keep one eye on the phone and the other on the restroom door.  There's a lot at stake here and the free wifi is failing you.  If your friend sees what you're doing, it will not only result in her telling all of your other friends that you don't know what proper technique is, but it would also mean the perpetual accusations of the presence of nodules every time you sneeze. You see the bathroom door open and your friend emerges as you begin to feel sweat dripping in places you didn't even know you had.  "Come on, come on, come on..." you say through your teeth which have been grinding so hard they are down to nubs.  Finally the page is beginning to load.

And that's when you see it.  No simple definition of "proper technique."





Upon googling "proper voice technique" you will find among the first results some blogs, a few homemade websites with very little specific instruction or clinical vocabulary....  This is sad considering how much we throw this term around as if we know what we're talking about (especially on social media and in YouTube comments. Ugh).

As a last resort, you will click a Wiki page for "Singing" (so pathetic) which contains four sentences with the key phrase "proper technique." The term "proper technique" is not clickable so it does not have some kind of subpage explaining what that is.

Clearly "proper" is a buzzword we throw around a lot when referring to singing, but what does this mean when there is no explanation?  Wikipedia DOES say:

All of these different concepts [resonance, vocal registration, vocal health] are a part of developing proper vocal technique. Not all vocal teachers have the same opinions within every topic of study which causes variations in pedagogical approaches and vocal technique.


Thinking about it, especially in terms of people who sing multiple styles, I've boiled proper technique down to these points:
  • I know what "danger zone" feels like and I know to back off when I get near it
  • I can sing for long durations without fatigue 
  • and I know somewhat (or I'm at least curious and willing to ask about) what I'm doing physiologically to create the sound I am striving for. There's no crossing fingers.  I'm hitting my marks and I would know how to hit them again.     
The rest, I believe, is STYLE or AESTHETIC and what's right FOR YOU.

Maybe singing is so mysterious because we can't see a lot of what we're doing unlike dance, but luckily we're living in the day and age when we can enlighten ourselves with technology.  We have ways of knowing, finding out and/or asking scientifically and for certain what we're ACTUALLY doing, how to replicate it consciously and stop guessing what we're doing and about to do.  


Let's face it, the use of the term "proper voice technique" may just be a way to silently express to the people around us that we are superior because we MUST know what that means if we're talking about it.  What would happen if every time we heard that phrase in conversation we stopped the speaker and asked "Yeah, what is that anyway?"  There might be some stuttering.  There might even be some fighting.  Hell might ACTUALLY freeze over.  Who knows... but maybe that person who's stopped in his tracks when you ask that question might respond with, "Thank God... I thought I was the only one!"


Saturday, January 16, 2016

Mixie Picks from 2015 that will stick around for 2016

Hey Guys! 2015 has come to an end and, admittedly, I didn't have the time to do my annual Mixie Picks update.  But, thanks to the three day holiday weekend, I am able to tell you all about the things that got me through 2015 and will be sticking around for my 2016!

This year, I was relieved to see so much inspirational theatre.  We went through quite a dry spell (we all remember that Tony Awards ceremony with the live commercials for the shows coming next season...).  Here are the shows that inspired ME!

The King & I:  When I find myself conversing with a tourist who asks me what I do for a living, they usually end up asking me for advice about what to see here in NY while they're here.  I tell them ALL to see The King and I.  This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen on Broadway. I even bought a poster!!! When I saw this show, I felt the 12 year old musical theatre nerd in me come back to life.  The set, the choreography, the open pit... it was thrilling to see and I can't wait to go back.  And this is my favorite Kelli O'hara performance as of yet.




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The Visit: Now, my friends think I'm crazy for this, but I really liked The Visit.  This was a one-act musical about a woman who was shamed and exiled by her hometown for being a slut, basically, but she comes back the wealthiest woman in the world decades later. She offers to save the town from extreme poverty in exchange for one thing: the life of the man who caused her shame.  The musical tells the story of how the town deals with this offer.  I thought, while it was really weird, it was an interesting story and I enjoyed the music.




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Hunchback of Notre Dame: I was at my parents' house for Easter weekend and needed some alone time, so I decided to watch a bootleg that was available on youtube of the La Jolla production.  The music is BEAUTIFUL. And I have never been more excited for an album release (January 22nd!).  Highly recommend listening and trying to find videos of this one online.
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Adele Live at Radio City:  For those who are not impressed by Adele's latest album, I implore you to watch the concert on demand.  I wasn't really fazed by the music but watched the concert and now cannot stop listening.  And for those who are not sure about how to perform pop songs, this is a good one to watch.  Adele is feeling her music and 'jamming' while telling the story (I definitely needed to see the stories to appreciate listening to the songs).  And her voice is amazing live!





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The Jinx: This summer I couldn't go anywhere without hearing, "Have you watched The Jinx yet?"  If you like murder mysteries and have HBO Go, you should try this. It's a documentary in 6 episodes.







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Will It Waffle?:  I had a student who mentioned he is the host of a vlog so I checked it out and I am now addicted to it.  The concept of the show is Jackson will take suggestions of what to put in a waffle maker to see whether it will turn into a waffle.  While some of the suggestions are obvious yeses (eggs) or no's (jam), others will have you waiting the 3+ minutes to see whether it will, in fact, create a waffle shaped solid (bananas!, a happy meal!, etc!)  If you have some time to kill, check this one out. It's really fun.




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VEEP: Here is a binge watch for you.  It's filthy, smart humor and I think it deserves every Emmy it's ever received.  They have 4 seasons available on HBO Go now, and the 5th will be coming out soon! You can get through it all in one weekend if you really wanted to because the episodes are very short.






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Ginger/Turmeric Shots: These saved my life quite a few times this year.  Feel a cold coming on? Whole Foods carries this great little line of shots to take that will boost you back to your old self.








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Whorl Inside a Loop: As usual, I have to include SOMETHING with Sherie Rene Scott, but this is not an obligatory shoutout; I really enjoyed this production.  She and Dick Scanlan wrote this play about a woman who goes into a prison to teach drama classes and learns about the prisoners (and herself) through their own writings and storytelling.  I'm waiting for this script to be published so that I can read it because, like her cabarets also co-written by Dick Scanlan, the language can sometimes be a little poetic and there is a lot of symbolism to be missed if you can't experience it more than once.




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Hand to God: Hilarious.  I was SCREAMING in the theater along with the rest of the audience. I don't think I've ever been so effected by a comedy before whether it be a movie, TV show or play. Again, it's filthy and often very inappropriate, and the subject matter is totally bizarre, but I LOVE it and can't wait to see it again.  I also love the addition of the subtitle "A New American Play" because, honestly, this show is so dysfunctional it really could only be American.


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AnyTune: This app that I just learned about is FANTASTIC for musical theatre people.  You can upload any recording and transpose into any key, and you can even slow it down or make it faster.  It's not free but it's definitely worth it!!!







So there you have it! My Mixie Picks for 2015 are here for you all to try! What were your favorites this year???